Queegjoplip Yarjonlarg Yogsandwee is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Queegjoplip Yarjonlarg Yogsandwee created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegjoplip Yarjonlarg Yogsandwee, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Queegjoplip Yarjonlarg Yogsandwee, he will be very sad.

Queegjoplip Yarjonlarg Yogsandwee's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Queegjoplip Yarjonlarg Yogsandwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after cats.

2. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

3. Never feed lemons to nematodes while wearing yellow boots.

4. Never allow pigs to witness sacred rites.

5. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.