Wikcaplabtikfubfadkabnat is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, dishonourable sheep.

Wikcaplabtikfubfadkabnat created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikcaplabtikfubfadkabnat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wikcaplabtikfubfadkabnat, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wikcaplabtikfubfadkabnat's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Wikcaplabtikfubfadkabnat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red swans for they are unholy.

2. Feed all hungry pigs.

3. Never handle copper while unclean.

4. Shun those given to sloth.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.