Dussvonkhot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, vain crane.

Dussvonkhot created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dussvonkhot, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dussvonkhot, it will be very unhappy.

Dussvonkhot's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Dussvonkhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

2. Do not keep nine capybaras in a large pit.

3. You must pray to Dussvonkhot five times a day.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Never mix lemons with water.