Jigbepfot is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unthoughtful zebra.

Jigbepfot created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jigbepfot, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jigbepfot, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jigbepfot's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Jigbepfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near gulls while wearing violet dresses and balancing three lead spheres on your feet.

4. Do not run at rivers.

5. Do not sing in public.