Wikontsak is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited crab.

Wikontsak created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikontsak, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wikontsak, she will make you grow a tail.

Wikontsak's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Wikontsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.