Nulnillnil is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered aardvark.

Nulnillnil created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulnillnil, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nulnillnil, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nulnillnil's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nulnillnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never stain your chest with orange.

3. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Do not prepare parsnips while filled with joy.