Queegkikcib is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing goat.

Queegkikcib created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegkikcib, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Queegkikcib, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Queegkikcib's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Queegkikcib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Queegkikcib in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never sing in autumn.

4. Always help sick tapirs.

5. Put Queegkikcib first in all things.