Cudboplab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, moody eagle.

Cudboplab created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudboplab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cudboplab, she will send you a sign.

Cudboplab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cudboplab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Never allow pigs to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never stain your face with black.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.