Sterladbut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, passionate hedgehog.

Sterladbut created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Sterladbut, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sterladbut, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Sterladbut's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sterladbut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sterladbut.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Retreat if seven hamsters approach from the north.

5. Always wear violet.