Yimziggad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever unicorn.

Yimziggad created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimziggad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yimziggad, it will make you grow a tail.

Yimziggad's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Yimziggad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never gather eight moths in one place.

3. Do not record numbers concerning planets.

4. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

5. Do not eat turnips.