Gabcimcat Veenhindobpog is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, impressive whale.

Gabcimcat Veenhindobpog created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabcimcat Veenhindobpog, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gabcimcat Veenhindobpog, he will turn you into a rock.

Gabcimcat Veenhindobpog's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Gabcimcat Veenhindobpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with brown.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Never fashion tools from stone.

4. Never record signs.

5. Never paint your neck purple.