Wadloopfodbatpibkad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, confident goat.

Wadloopfodbatpibkad created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Wadloopfodbatpibkad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wadloopfodbatpibkad, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Wadloopfodbatpibkad's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Wadloopfodbatpibkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured rats.

2. You must pray to Wadloopfodbatpibkad eight times a day.

3. Never mix nuts with water.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink alcohol.