Yakbus is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, capable penguin.

Yakbus created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakbus, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yakbus, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Yakbus' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Yakbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing at forests.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Always count to eight before sleeping.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.