Somyatt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous hamster.

Somyatt created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somyatt, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Somyatt, he will remove you from existence.

Somyatt's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Somyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

4. Do not prepare onions while filled with envy.

5. Never skip in holy places.