Renappog is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, astonishing lobster.

Renappog created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renappog, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Renappog, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Renappog's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Renappog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three goats approach from the east.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. You must love Renappog.

5. Do not covet oxen.