Cebrigjapmig Xenmat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, humane chicken.

Cebrigjapmig Xenmat created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebrigjapmig Xenmat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cebrigjapmig Xenmat, it will turn you into a plant.

Cebrigjapmig Xenmat's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cebrigjapmig Xenmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not consume lentils at dawn.

3. Always help seals in need.

4. Run away if three dogs approach from the north.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.