Carfobstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, vain lobster.

Carfobstaf created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carfobstaf, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Carfobstaf, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Carfobstaf's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Carfobstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of ants.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never approach rivers carrying ash.

4. Never think about special relativity near aardvarks while wearing brown rings and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your feet.

5. Respect your elders.