Tamcebyat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest slug.

Tamcebyat created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamcebyat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tamcebyat, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tamcebyat's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Tamcebyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.