Gofhin is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic wyrm.

Gofhin created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofhin, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gofhin, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gofhin's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gofhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at midday.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Pray only in darkness.

4. Never whisper while facing south.

5. Never record numbers.