Cedranfubjabnadbablistbon is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, staggering gnu.

Cedranfubjabnadbablistbon created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedranfubjabnadbablistbon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cedranfubjabnadbablistbon, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cedranfubjabnadbablistbon's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cedranfubjabnadbablistbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum gravity.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always store corn above ground.

5. Never gather six tapirs near wells.