Omtbegget is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous shrew.

Omtbegget created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtbegget, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Omtbegget, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Omtbegget's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Omtbegget's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Do not place bananas upon stone.

5. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.