Binmapleg is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, fast wyrm.

Binmapleg created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Binmapleg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Binmapleg, it will not invite you to parties.

Binmapleg's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Binmapleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant while facing west.

2. Do not consume cucumbers at dawn.

3. Do not resist chaos.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never play with disobedient children.