Faskipjad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish fairy.

Faskipjad created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Faskipjad, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Faskipjad, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Faskipjad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Faskipjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never feed corn to manatees while wearing red shirts.

4. Pray only in moonlight.

5. Geese are not to be trusted.