Fontarglin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering sheep.

Fontarglin created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Fontarglin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fontarglin, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fontarglin's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Fontarglin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured nematodes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not fashion tools from carbon.