Cubyikmet is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, witless deer.

Cubyikmet created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Cubyikmet, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cubyikmet, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cubyikmet's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cubyikmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured nematodes.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near bats while wearing green trousers.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.