Fodveenrow is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane frog.

Fodveenrow created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Fodveenrow, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fodveenrow, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fodveenrow's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fodveenrow's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not record names concerning dwarf planets.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fodveenrow.

5. Never look at black holes.