Cudgudtadsug is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish centipede.

Cudgudtadsug created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudgudtadsug, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cudgudtadsug, she will ignore you.

Cudgudtadsug's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cudgudtadsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Do not hurt birds.