Ingjabquatdusstenmipfod is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, pitiless goat.

Ingjabquatdusstenmipfod created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingjabquatdusstenmipfod, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ingjabquatdusstenmipfod, it will manifest in front of you.

Ingjabquatdusstenmipfod's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Ingjabquatdusstenmipfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

5. Always remove hats before entering holy places.