Barngidjad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unfair camel.

Barngidjad created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barngidjad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Barngidjad, he will boil you in a big pot.

Barngidjad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Barngidjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always wash your neck before prayer.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Erect four lead sculptures of Barngidjad on top of important buildings.