Fubdudgub Legyoghog is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unfair slug.

Fubdudgub Legyoghog created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubdudgub Legyoghog, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fubdudgub Legyoghog, he will refuse to believe in you.

Fubdudgub Legyoghog's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fubdudgub Legyoghog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Always maintain humility during holy days.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about horses.

5. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with anger.