Femgabran is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, quiet mink.

Femgabran created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Femgabran, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Femgabran, it will curse you with boils.

Femgabran's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Femgabran's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Never sprint in the presence of gulls.

4. Never eat tomatoes on days of mourning.

5. Never allow geese to witness sacred rites.