Sterdunlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, irritating armadillo.

Sterdunlarp created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterdunlarp, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sterdunlarp, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sterdunlarp's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Sterdunlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black rings.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Retreat if four capybaras approach from the south.

4. Never allow aardvarks to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Always remove coats before entering holy places.