Dutnilstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, dishonourable hyena.

Dutnilstaf created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutnilstaf, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dutnilstaf, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dutnilstaf's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dutnilstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Dutnilstaf in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never laugh in spring.

5. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Dutnilstaf on top of important buildings.