Hangatort is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless narwhal.

Hangatort created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hangatort, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hangatort, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Hangatort's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Hangatort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never travel toward the east during spring.

4. You must pray to Hangatort seven times a day.

5. Always remove rings before touching iron.