Hubsanzan Babrullmab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, kind ferret.

Hubsanzan Babrullmab created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubsanzan Babrullmab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hubsanzan Babrullmab, he will torture you forever.

Hubsanzan Babrullmab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Hubsanzan Babrullmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle lead while unclean.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help sick pigs.

4. Never stain your chest with magenta.

5. Do not stand on grass.