Fobhigdad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful human.

Fobhigdad created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobhigdad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fobhigdad, he will not care at all.

Fobhigdad's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Fobhigdad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

2. Pray only in moonlight.

3. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

4. Always wash your legs before prayer.

5. Respect your elders.