Bamfumyarlquartgen is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, blissful unicorn.

Bamfumyarlquartgen created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamfumyarlquartgen, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bamfumyarlquartgen, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bamfumyarlquartgen's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bamfumyarlquartgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Never allow foxes to witness sacred rites.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Heed all portents.