Libransog is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, sage jellyfish.

Libransog created life two years ago.

If you believe in Libransog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Libransog, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Libransog's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Libransog's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse blood with water.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Heed all dreams.