Mattimwat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive crab.

Mattimwat created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mattimwat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mattimwat, she will not care.

Mattimwat's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Mattimwat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Mattimwat on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about spacetime near capybaras while wearing gray coats and balancing seven gold spheres on your hands.

3. Always look after injured tapirs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.