Farnvabgup is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, calm newt.

Farnvabgup created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnvabgup, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Farnvabgup, he will not care.

Farnvabgup's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Farnvabgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never mark doors with purple.

3. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

4. Never pray while filled with anger.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.