Nanlappit Beppibsin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring guinea pig.

Nanlappit Beppibsin created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Nanlappit Beppibsin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nanlappit Beppibsin, it will boil you in a big pot.

Nanlappit Beppibsin's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nanlappit Beppibsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.