Nullmifcarhap is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, humorless capybara.

Nullmifcarhap created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullmifcarhap, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nullmifcarhap, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nullmifcarhap's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nullmifcarhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never fashion tools from ash.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.