Stiparfgud is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, quiet mole.

Stiparfgud created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Stiparfgud, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stiparfgud, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Stiparfgud's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Stiparfgud's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Never gather four shrews in one place.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.