Tonknuttwat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, deceitful wasp.

Tonknuttwat created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tonknuttwat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tonknuttwat, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tonknuttwat's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Tonknuttwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Put Tonknuttwat first in all things.

5. Never remain kneeling at midnight.