Bogjonyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, boastful mole.

Bogjonyarl created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogjonyarl, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bogjonyarl, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bogjonyarl's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bogjonyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.