Donbatomt is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, annoying alligator.

Donbatomt created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Donbatomt, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Donbatomt, he will jump up and down on your head.

Donbatomt's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Donbatomt's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Donbatomt nine times a day.

2. Do not study deoxyribonucleic acid on holy days.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Donbatomt loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

5. Never feed apples to dogs while wearing trousers.