Sisnillaf is a god.

It takes the form of a small, clever chicken.

Sisnillaf created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sisnillaf, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sisnillaf, it will throw large rocks at you.

Sisnillaf's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sisnillaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mites.

2. Remain standing during prayer.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Do not listen to music.