Riggubhas Nablaghon is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, uncaring crane.

Riggubhas Nablaghon created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riggubhas Nablaghon, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Riggubhas Nablaghon, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Riggubhas Nablaghon's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Riggubhas Nablaghon's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. You must pray to Riggubhas Nablaghon seven times a day.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

4. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.

5. Shun those given to greed.