Sterhasdonbum is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, impressive fish.

Sterhasdonbum created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterhasdonbum, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sterhasdonbum, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sterhasdonbum's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sterhasdonbum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Always wash your hands before prayer.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. Do not run in public.