Litrotcap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sage narwhal.

Litrotcap created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Litrotcap, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Litrotcap, he will turn you into a mouse.

Litrotcap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Litrotcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove kilts before touching carbon.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near seals while wearing red corsets and balancing three iron spheres on your feet.

5. Always help geese in need.